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Poster: ducats Date: Apr 24, 2008 5:38am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Diana

Smile - last one, Promise!

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Poster: Uncle Kryss Date: Apr 24, 2008 6:17am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Diana

Had the strangest dream last night,

Whiskers kept pushing Diane into LMA building. Whiskers was making her wear a Nazi helmet and a holstered a pair of water squirting Lugers.

She kept resisting, until Tito can to the rescue, after the whoring of Cliff's 69 with an early 74.

Then Tito turned into a damn wet cat named smokey.

Good thing William Tell had his bow. He was able to Peirce smokey with his squire, where it was placed on a parking lot rotisserie that brought a large crowd to the mobyvan.

Discovering smokey had actually been soaked in molly juice for the past week.

Diane had planned the whole thing from another forum.

I awoke to a chubby Monte in my BVD's, looking to Terrapin, and get the morning paper.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Apr 24, 2008 7:30am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Diana

Ah, good to know I did good. At least that's my story and I am sticking to it.

The old crossbow comes in handy still. Funny how the myth is confused what with cross and long bows both seeming to be a part of the fable...right? The old "I drew a second arrow for you,..." and the lack of accuracy for a crossbow vis a vis an apple and your kid's head, etc.

But, I digress.